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AJIT:
Robert, "Ek Kunwari Ladki Niche Khadi hai" ko English main
kis tarah kahoge?
Robert:
Boss maloom nahin.
AJIT:
Are Bewakoof itna bhi nahin jante,
Pauses for a while and replies "Miss Under Standing"
(misunderstanding)
AJIT:
Robert, isko Great Wall of China le jaakar phansi mein
laga do, great 'wall hanging' ban jayegi
AJIT:Robert
is ko microprocessor may daal do ! Bit by bit mar jaayga
gaa saala!
AJIT:Robert
is ko liquid oxygen may daal do ! Liquid issay jeenay nahi
day gaa, oxygen issay marnay nahi day gaa!
AJIT:Robert,
Dayna (Diana) ko thoda khatta khila do, yeh dayna se
daynasour bhi ho jayegi, phir extinct bhi...
AJIT:Robert,
isey thodi shampane pila do, paheley shame sey, phir pane
sey mar jayegaa...
AJIT:Robert,
isey peekak paisan pila do, yeh more sey no-more ho
jayegaa...
AJIT:Mona
daarrling, tum Toni ke saath ghuumna band kar do, nahin to
bahut MonaToni ho jayegee...
AJIT:"Robert,
Harshad Mehta the Bull ka stool test karaao"
"Kyon boss?"
AJIT:"Pata
to chale akhir ye Bullshit kya hota hai"
AJIT:
Maikal, ise liquid helium mein daal ke 440 V pass kar do.
Phir yeh superconductor ban jaayega, aur zindagi bhar
ticket kaat-ta reh jaayega.
Maikal:
Baaas, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai. Kya karen
?
Ajit:
Ise revaalving chair mein daal do.
Pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai.
Robert:
Boss , Sona kahan hai ? ( Where is the Gold ? )
AJIT:
Kahin par bhi so jao Robert !!
(Scene - Robert gets a sidey to Ajit.)
Robert:
Boss, humne sidey ko pakad liya
AJIT:Ise
maar ke pulees station ke saamne rakh do. Aur iske badan
par ek sui chubha do.
Robert:
Par sui kyon, baass!
AJIT:Bewakoof!
Pulees yeh samjhegi ki sui-cide hua hai!
Robert:
Boss, mere teen bacche hue. Unko kya naam doon?
AJIT:Ek
ka naam rakhna Peter, doosre ka Maikal, aur teesre ka Cha
Ling Chu.
Robert:
Par Cha Ling Chu kyoon?
AJIT:Bewakoof,
duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai!
(Scene - Ajit thoroughly disgusted with Mona
daaa..arrling's typing.)
AJIT:Raaberrt,
Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do.
Robert:
Magar kyoon baas ?
AJIT:Typing
to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi.
AJIT:Robert,
in kutton ke saamne yeh Compooter laga do aur debugger
istarrt kar do.
Robert:
Lekin kyoon, baas?
AJIT:Saale
Checkpoint mein atak jayenge.
AJIT:Robert,
Test Match mein kyaa ho raha hai ?
Robert:
Boss, Vivian Richards chhakke pe chhakke maar raha hai.
Ajit:
Saaleh ko sabak sikhana padega. Lunch break mein usse
phone milana.
Robert:
Yes Boss.
AJIT:
(on phone, to Richards): Veeveeyun Reechards, tumhari Maa
hamare kabze mein hai .......
(Scene - Giving a decision as to how the hero should be
killed.)
AJIT:Peter,
time bomb le aao aur is kutte ko usse bandh do. Timer ko
theek das baje set kar do.
Nahin nahin, yeh saala to sub cheez hamesha late karta
hai.
Iski maut bhi late honi chahiye. Timer ko panch minute
late rakh do.
Arre, Robert, Robert, bevkoof, silly fellow, time bomb ko
yahan peh mat rakho, yeh to 'no-smoking' area hai. Ha haa
ha.
Time bomb 'tic tic tic tic' karke bajega.
Aur iska dil 'tup tup tup' karke dhadkega.
Tum agar paas me khade hoge to tumko 'tic tup tic tup tic
tup' suanaai dega ..."
(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT:
"Robert, Ise varnish mein daal do, saala mar bhi jaayega
aur finish bhi ho jaayega.
Bob:
Boss, mission par kaise jaaoon, mujhe headek ho raha hai.
AJIT:
Abe head ek ho ya do, kaam to karna hi padegak.!
(Scene - Ajit ordering his chela to kill the enemy.)
AJIT:
"Robert, Isss Haramzaade ko social security pe daal do.
Saale ko Society jeene nahin degi aur security marne nahin
degi.
(Scene - Robert and Ajit are in a boat. The boat suddenly
springs a hole and water starts coming inside. Robert is
perplexed !)
Robert:
Boss ab kya hoga ??
AJIT:Robert
Ek aur hole bana do, aur ek hole me IN
aur doosre me OUT likh do. Ek hole se paani ander aayega
aur doosre se bahar chala jayega !!
(Scene - Ajit get's hold of his favourite hero & then
directs his chela.)
AJIT:
Maikal, Is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath
mein hara rang laga do.
Maikal:
Lekin kyon baas?
AJIT:Bewakoof,
itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? Jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise
range haathon pakad legi. he he he....
Robert:
Boss, ye ladki ne hamari saab bate sun li. Is ladki ka kya
kiya jaye?
Ajit:
Robert, ees ladki ko maar do, aur iski choli par do traps
laga do.
Robert:
vo kyon boss?
Ajit:
Bevakuf, jub police ko laDki ki laash milegi to police
samje gi ke ladki booby trap ho kar mar gayi!!
(After a local bad guy crosses Ajit)
Ajit:
Robert, ees aadmi ko maar Dalo aur ees ki laash ke saath
aek kela (banana) aur thoDa milk rakh do.
Robert:
vo kyon boss?
Ajit:
Aare bavekuf, jub police ko lash milegi to police samajegi
ke koi cereal killer ne eeska khoon kiya hey.
(Ajit is really pleased with the dinner at a restaurant
and wants to compliment and reward the chef)
Ajit:
Robert, ye chef ne aachha khana banaya. Tum ees ke ghar
jao aur ees ke ghar ki bell nikal do. Bell ki jagah tum
peas rakh do
Robert:
vo kyon Boss?
Robert:
Bevekuf, men ees ko no-bell pea sur prize dena chahta hun
Ajeet:
Rabert! isko eraser se maar do, yeh mar bhi jayega aur mit
bhi jayega
Robert:
Boss! Aaap ko kaun si teen chiz sabse jahyahda pasand hein
boss?
Ajeet:
Ek Mona, Doosra Sona, aur Tisra, Mona ke saath Sona
Peter:
Boss? Sona kahan hei?
Ajeet:
Tum chahe jahan bhi sona, lekin mujhe to Mona darling ke
saath sona!
(Ajeet spots one of his is enemies)
Ajeet:
Maikal, woh jo admi ghadi pahne tumhe nazar aarahaa hai,
woh hamara mehman hai. Tum ja kar uske doosre hath mein
bhee gadhi pahna do...phir woh do ghadi ka mehman ho
jayega !
(Ajeet is escaping with his men in a helicopter)
Ajeet:
Kuch hee der mein hamara helicopter hindustan ki sarhadon
ke pare door birmingham mein hoga. Wahaan tumhe ek kaale
rang ki sioorlett (cheverlett) nazar aayegi. Wo tumhe
signal degee...on..off..on..off
Robert
: Boss..hamara signal kya hoga ?
Ajeet
: bewkoof...off..on..off..on...
Robert:
aur boss..iska kya karen ?
Ajeet:Ise
hamlet poison khilado...sochta rahega, to be or not to be
!
(Robert had twins and comes to the "Boss".....)
Robert:
Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet
: Ek ka naam rakho Peter....
Robert:
boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet:
Repeater.
(Robert and Ajeet go for shikar.Robert spots a peacock...)
Robert:
Boss....more.. more...
(Ajeet picks up the peacock, shoots it )
Ajeet
: Nomore
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