Q: What do you call a
Sikh guy sitting on a toilet seat? A:
RELAX SINGH. Q: What do you call a
Sikh bloke standing on one foot? A:
BALANCE SINGH. Q: What do you call a
Sikh guy as a chemist? A:
DISPENSE SINGH. Q: What do you call a
Sikh guy with one hair? A:EK BAAL SINGH. Q: What do you call a
Sikh who drinks only beer? A:
JUSBEER SINGH. Q: What do you call a
Sikh guy who has only one drink? A:
JUST-ONE SINGH. Q: What do you call a
Sikh scuba diver? A:JULL-UNDER SINGH. Q: What do you call a
better adapted Sikh diver? A:
JULL-UNDER SINGH GILL. Q: What do you call a
bald Sikh guy ? A:
BALD-EV SINGH. Q: What do you call a
Sikh boyfriend? A:
HER PAL SINGH. Q: Who is he who has
many publications to his credit? A:
JOURNAL SINGH. Q: What do you call a
Sikh guy running towards the enemy camp with a whiteflag in his
hand? A:
SURRENDER SINGH.
Santa and Banta work in
a software company. One day,they were to move theirmachines
to another building. Santa was having a tough time
carrying his machine. Santa : "My computer
has a 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it.
Yours hasjust 250 MB.
Can't you carry even this much?" Banta : "But yours is
empty and my disk is full"!!!
A sardarji with two red
ears went to his doctor. The doctor asked him what had
happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a
shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the
phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my
ear."
"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what
happened to your other ear?" "The scoundrel called back."